Hermey the Elf sucks at being a dentist. All Sally wants is a love note, but for Linus it’s misery. A nerd is stuffed into a locker and into the magical and confusing land of Narnia.
She-Ra cannot get a moment of peace as Eternia is constantly under attack. The Grease Gang create a new hump machine. The Magic Garden discovers that the book of stories has a biblical story they will never forget. Lego goes Babel! The Smurfs Village is ravaged by a hurricane.
The Kool-Aid man quenches some inconvenient thirsts. The mystery of why Encyclopedia Brown’s parents aren’t getting along. Wonder Woman reveals her revealing arch-enemy. Celebrities are drunk, but that’s not why they go to rehab-they go to conquer the world! (Or something.)
The Maytag Man helps out…with his life. Crystar the Crystal Warrior gets smoked. Thelma and Louise regret their suicidal ways. The Maytag Repairman’s life really sucks. The Laff-A-Lympics gang faces their darkest games ever: Munich, 1972.
Empire Strike Back’s Lando Calrissian led our heroes into a dinnertime trap with Darth Vader, and hilarity’s the main course! In the spirit of 300 comes 1776. Michael Moore uncovers whatever happened to the girls’ toys of yesteryear.
